Joke jokes
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
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What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
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What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!