Joke jokes
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.