Joke jokes
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
My life is a joke.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What do you call a burger š with one eye?
A one giant.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
They say Iām sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What did one snow āļø man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. šš¤£
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.