Joke jokes
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.