Joke jokes
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...