What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Joke Jokes
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
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How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
