Joke jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Quit making jokes about me.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Big penis.