Joke jokes
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣