Joke jokes
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/