Joke jokes
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
You're a joke!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!