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Joke Jokes
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
