Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Joke Jokes
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
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I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
