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Joke Jokes

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"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

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What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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    I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

    Bear

    Why did the loo đźš˝ roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

    What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

    Technology

    My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

    'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

    Orphan

    Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

    Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

    Comments:

    Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

    Shut up: Shut up!

    Liv: Gwen stop!!

    Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

    Priest

    What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

    They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

    Uranus

    Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

    Cat

    Why didn’t the cat cross the road?

    Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.

    Kid

    What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

    Answer: He was left there hanging.

    Depression

    Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

    Answer: He was left hanging.

    Picture

    I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!