Joke jokes
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!