Joke jokes
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
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I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?