Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Constipated Movie
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny because "constipated" means you can't poop. And the movie "hasn't come out yet," which is like saying it hasn't pooped yet! Get it? You probably don't.
Potato legend
Please you parents at dinner
Gwen
I'd get in trouble if I said that at dinner!