Joke jokes
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
You might think these jokes are plane.