Joke jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

Why did Michael Jackson run?

Because he lost his glove.

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.