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"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

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We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

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