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Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!

The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.