Joke

Joke Jokes

Chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

Big Ben

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

Shooting Range

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

Shit

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

Baby

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

Infidelity

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

People

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

Guy

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Post

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Zoo

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

Ocean

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Ocean

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Cheek

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

Cheese

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

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  • Emo girl

    An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.