Joke jokes
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
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I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?