Joke jokes
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.