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Joke jokes

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.