What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Joke Jokes
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Joke: CookVR
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Haha, you just saw sex!
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
