Joke jokes
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
RIP Candace.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"