Joke jokes
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.