Joke jokes
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Line (DYM 105)
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.