Joke jokes
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.