Joke jokes
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.