Joke jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.