Joke jokes
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.