Joke jokes
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.