Joke Jokes

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

I like trains.

*train hits him*

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."