Joke jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.