Joke jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!