Joke jokes
Me. I am the joke.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.