Joke jokes
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂