Joke jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me. I am the joke.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃