Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Joke Jokes
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me. I am the joke.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
