Joke jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)