Joke jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.