What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Joke Jokes
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
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"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
