Joke jokes
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
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"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.