Joke jokes
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.