Joke jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.