Joke jokes
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.