Joke jokes

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Jokes about the poor aren't rich.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Why is Delta jealous?

Because Omicron took the final kill.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.