Joke jokes

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

I'm a joke supremacist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Jokes about the poor aren't rich.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.