Joke jokes
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I'm a joke supremacist.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.