Joke jokes
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.