Joke jokes

By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

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Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.