Joke jokes
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I'm a joke supremacist.