Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?