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Joke Jokes
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
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