Joke jokes
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"