Joke jokes
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.