Joke

Joke jokes

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.