Joke jokes

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

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When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.