Joke jokes
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.