Joke jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.