Joke jokes
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.