Joke jokes
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I am the orphan joke.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!