Joke jokes
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.