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Joke jokes

How do you know when Helen Keller is home?

Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.