Joke jokes
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
I can't think of any jokes.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.