Joke jokes
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I am the orphan joke.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.