Joke jokes
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.