Joke jokes
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."