Joke jokes
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
The best joke. (This Form)
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.