Joke jokes
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.