Joke jokes
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.