Joke jokes
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.