A single sentence walks into a bar.
Joke Jokes
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This website hahahahahahaha!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.