Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Joke Jokes
What is a "dad?"
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.