Joke jokes
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.