Joe Biden jokes
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Joe Biden
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Quite true
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.