I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor
Let's go brandon
