Joe Biden

Joe Biden jokes

Support

    • I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

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    • President

    • Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

    I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

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    • Kid

    • "Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

    - Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

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    • Joe Biden memes

    Clock

    • A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.

    The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.

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    • Brownie

    • Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

    "Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

    "Indeed, they are," he was told.

    "Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

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    • Penis

    • This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

    Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

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    • President

    • Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

    He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

    State

    • What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

    Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

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