Joe Biden jokes
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I canβt take credit for this joke; itβs not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said itβs not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "Iβm jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "Iβm taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "Thatβs ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
"Let's go Brandon!"
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!