Joe Biden jokes
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump