Joe Biden jokes
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Quite true
Joe Biden doesnβt follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I canβt take credit for this joke; itβs not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said itβs not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "Iβm jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "Iβm taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "Thatβs ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
I think we should change Alzheimerβs disease to Joe Biden disease.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.