Joe Biden jokes

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old.

Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.

"Let's go Brandon!"

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!