Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
whut she diffrence betwen gorge floyd and joe biden they bout talk like they on fent
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he wouldβve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
Joe Biden wouldβve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Whatβs Joe Bidenβs favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
