Some goes into a bar and asks for a blow job the barman goes me too but then the guy goes I meant the drink
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
one day i was working at the bank, doing my job then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over, then i told her that her balance is un-balanced
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ซข ๐ค ๐ญ ๐ก ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐ธ ๐
Finally my father came early from office today, I am very happy
fired from job
my dad has a pretty shity job
Why did the terrorist not get paid but they loved there job
They di2s drying plans
toothbrush: i think i have the worst job ever toiletpaper: ya,right
Job sux Xd
I did a walk today and I did a good job of what time
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
what did I say to my friend job ur new name is jojo Siva
I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?
You are so ugly when you went to haunted house you came back with job application
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Jobs 50 shapes head
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
