I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
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I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
My did the terists crach
They were doing the job they loved but not get paid
Lol
I asked my dad what his previous job was he said : I was a post until I met your mother
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
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Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
why does job have a Area 51 head because he’s head is a shape as 🦖
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
