Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
