A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Job Jokes
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
