Job jokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Memes
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.